Social networking

Assisting the police as to the whereabouts of the serial killers.

The Hand of God

Mash 'em up

Podcast membership tutorial

Podcasts would enable patrons to understand correct membership technique ie sitting quietly - sleeping even.

WikiAnswers

Fixed my clutch with a laptop and a paperclip.

Delicious Lick

http://delicious.com/

Much better than an old comb or a used tissue.

Youtube Storytime

Children now have professional musicians filling in for atonal library staff.